You know what I hate more than Kamchatka… Is Excuses.
I beat it earlier today.
Is that a guy?
16s the legal limit in indiana. Jordan Rhye taught me that.
Dear miss professional. You shouldn’t drink like this. -nick
I lost a friend this week to Grey’s Anatomy
I never bought any of them, my friends j give them to me.
That’s how it was with pot. in college
Don’t do bongs.
It’s either in his glove box or downstairs.
I’ll Joran the shit out of her.
It’s easier to dig a hole than to build a pole.
An awkward morning beats a boring night.
Did she just orgasm?