I’m the only person who can tickle himself.
I don’t like to walk.
You are the will to my Carlton.
Ok Ms. Church lady.
Jäger: It’s a great drug.
I got a small pee-pee. He’ll never find it.
Looking for something?
You’re a mexiCan. Not a mexiCant.
Get some onions.
You’re going to try to walk around the whole park and find yourself.
You’re gonna put on a man diaper and you’re going on that ride tomorrow.
I went on the tower of power.
I wouldn’t marry the girl.
I’m doing 3 dimensional shit right now.
Alright, I’ll marry you but you have to tell my wife.
You are the parasite in my cesspool.
All you guys are sponges.
You are the water in my sink.
What kind of douche bag are you?
Cranberry is for cunts.
I got a couple good hits.
How do you get rid of a boiler?
You hire a hooker.
You give him one night with me… And he’ll be pluggin something else in 30 days.