- Poke her face! With what? What do you mean?
- I’m very calculating.
- She’s fine wherever she lands.
- Long distance is the wrong distance.
- Rest assured.
- Business men. Be their best friend but use them.
- Take anyone in who wants you. Not on a pathetic level.
- Just fuckin have fun
- Seeing if you wanna make, I mean hang out?
- Smoke first. Then drink. = Roll of thumb
- Why couldn’t they get rid of Uranus?
- This isn’t Disney world. I don’t want the fast pass.
- Don’t talk about it. Be about it.
- I’m signing off.
Fuckers I went idle 20 minutes ago.
- It was never an issue to get…. Any tang… If you know what I mean? -Allison
- Think of it as red lube.
- It’s a wild world Crystal.
- I’ll cook you spam.
SPAM??Who the fuck are you?
- Are they just dating because they don’t know any better?
I think so!
Ah that sucks.
- Were rollin around everybody else
- You know how I know you’re gay? Cuz you’re dick tastes like shit!
- Everybody is single if you try hard enough.
- I hope he doesn’t remember.
- It’s all fun and games to me now.
- I refuse to snort things. I paid too much money for my nose.
- He doesn’t have a soul. Get it out of here.
- I know all about the meat stick.
- You can’t wreck a happy home.
- You can’t date a boy who wears jean shorts.
- “you wouldn’t if you were sober”
- If you can’t bang it, eat it, or bet on it it’s not in my phone.
- If it were Red Lobster we would have our salads already.
- Hippys have dreadlocks and dance like their having a seizure.
- It’s like a fuckin game to get them out.
- Promises don’t count anymore.
- I’m trying to make his girlfriend jealous! -Sammy
- What is Molly? Is that a dog or cat?
- Is it joints? We need joints. We have to drive.
- Play hard to get.
I’m not hard to get.
- You’ve been waiting since 1908! You can wait 10 more minutes.
- What the fuck is T9?
- Immma .. Fuck you!!
- Spell penmanship. P-i-n- like does she have bad handwriting?
- Fastest summer of my life!
- I’ve got no tolerance!
- I think it’s bullshit! I think they’re j telling you!
- Bc it’s back to the womb!
- I love ice cream sandwiches!